Random Crap Discussion

Those are "Dude Rules"...you also can't take the last piece of pizza if you're a guest, ask who's playing on the TV (you can ask what the score is), you have to warn your buddy at least once that the girl he's planning on taking home is bad news (after that it's on him), etc.

Yes! It goes without saying.

I don’t see why not. My past girlfriends and my Wife have always helped themselves to my clothing, body wash, shampoo, food, money, ammo, carry guns & holsters, and pieces of my heart and soul.

I think I have a double standard on this. I don't always use the same kind, but I'd find it really funny and weird if my husband had to use some of the ones I've had. I might choose for him to just go ahead and smell like a girl scout thin mint all the time though. 

 I wouldn't call perfumed anything to be especially manly regardless of the gender it's intended for although some is marketed for men, others are marketed for women. Having said that, the definition of what Manly is these days is highly political and debatable. 
Make no mistake, whatever masculine tones might be present in the stuff you used, it's far preferable to smelling like you're in need of a shower. The most dominant thing will not be whether you smell like a man or a woman but whether you smell clean or not. 

I personally use bars of soap and whatever shampoo the lady of the house buys for her hair. I have used the occasional Lynx or other bodywash but the oils or ketones or whatever produces the scents in those things they aren't terribly powerful, at least I don't think so.     

There is another activity which I perform while showering and it's probably something women tend to do more than men. I wet shave in the shower and use Nivea Shaving Gel for Men. It is slightly scented I think or perhaps it just produces a clean smell. My wife uses the same stuff but doesn't end up smelling like a fella so it's not terribly potent either.

I would think whatever you put on after showering though,  body spray, perfume, scented lip balm, that cocoa butter stuff, crème or lotion for skin conditioning and all of the other stuff that women seem to use, would have a far more dominant impact. 
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I normally throw some aftershave on after my morning shave and while I prefer neutrally smelling stuff, it's difficult to get so I wear whatever stuff i'm gifted.  Currently it's 

Not sure how manly that smells either but I probably wouldn't do that if I were you with your Man's cologne.

I don't see an issue with that...no foul in doing so.

”I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.”

Really hope there's not enough idiots in my state to get this passed:  olis.leg.state.or.us/liz/2019R1/Downloads/MeasureDocument/SB501/Introduced

Let’s be careful out there.

I was on my way back to the office after lunch today and got stuck in traffic due to a wreck on the interstate. I managed to grab the last exit before the backup had everything completed stopped and thought to myself “I really hope everyone is ok and it’s not anyone I know.”

Turns out everyone is not ok and it was people I know.

A couple of coworkers who sit in the cubicles directly behind me are in the hospital after being rear-ended and knocked into a concrete barrier wall by a idiot who was running over 80mph while in his phone. His SUV rammed their little Audi convertible hard enough to crack the concrete and flip the car onto its side where it slid 200’ down the roadway.

They had left the restaurant 5 minutes before me after we all finished eating. I’ve contacted my friends at the hospital they were flown to and on the Sheriff’s Department. The ladies are being checked out and will survive but one is going to be admitted until all the xrays and catscans come back as she has a large laceration on her scalp and, most likely, a severe concussion along with possible broken ribs and a fractured wrist. The other woman (the driver) has two sprained wrists and airbag burns but will be released tonight.

The driver of the SUV is connected to a couple of local politicians and his family has serious money and was set to walk until a couple of witnesses informed the deputies that he was going well over 80mph and texting 1/2 mile before the accident. Now he is being held overnight and his cellphone has been seized for evidence.

The more severely injured woman just married a local Police Officer in February and I’m assured the driver will be getting a very thorough search before his overnight stay in the tank.

I’m partially to blame as I picked-up the check, letting the ladies leave a few minutes early.