Welcome to the forum.

Pretty sure you could get away with sod, couldn't call out an AFK'er but you could sure call 'em dirt and somehow get away with it.
It at least beats the time I got a week ban for insulting myself, not on the WoT forums.

I say drink and be merry and celebrate the demise of the bastards who call themselves moderators over there. I actually feel a sense of relief being able to type "bastards" without being smacked in the face.

For sigs, you need to upload it via an upload site like tinypic etc, (if you use tinypic, copy the link in the second box, the IMG code for forums), for others, just get the upload image url code, come to this forum, go to profile, personal, down to the sig box, paste the image url, and add at the start, with no spaces between it and the URL, add [/IMG] at the end, again, without spaces, then save. Only the url will appear in the box in settings, but your sig itself will be there when you post. 

Forgot to say hi

"Basically, just don't be an ass just to be an ass."

Houston we have a problem.

Have you ever met me before?

I may be the first ban lol

This should be interesting. Thanks for setting this up, peeps. I apologise in advance for any and all cursing that people find offensive from me. As I am Scottish, this may happen a lot. It's nice to have a place where we can have discourse without the need to censor every second word. I'm sure that there will be topics that are taboo here, but rest assured I shall endeavour to uphold public decency whenever possible. I hope we can all have fun and interesting conversations in the future.

Hello all.

I wonder how long it will take for Turbo to turn up.