UnkindGeoduck62
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Post by UnkindGeoduck62 on Feb 23, 2016 1:19:47 GMT
..... And Xbox live is down.
I can't do anything so I figured I'd play some tanks and giggle a lot. But noooooooooooooooooooo
This is lame. All my shit is DLC so nothing works.
Shame on you Microshaft. Shame on you
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DecoNoir
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Post by DecoNoir on Feb 23, 2016 3:47:44 GMT
Aye, actually have to switch the thing to "Offline Mode" just to watch a Blu-Ray without it crashing. Why the f*ck is the Blu-Ray app even connected to online functionality anyway?
And of course, I hope you have a quick recovery. Best of luck, mate!
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UnkindGeoduck62
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Post by UnkindGeoduck62 on Feb 23, 2016 4:39:23 GMT
Aye, actually have to switch the thing to "Offline Mode" just to watch a Blu-Ray without it crashing. Why the f*ck is the Blu-Ray app even connected to online functionality anyway? And of course, I hope you have a quick recovery. Best of luck, mate! That is pretty silly. thanks, it wasn't anything too crazy, just in a lot of pain for the next 6 weeks or so. Lol I saw you in a battle the other day, we were on the green team. I can't remember if we won or if either of us did well, I'm sure we did though cause we're freaking awesome. Dunno if I sent you a "GG yo" message either but GG yo |
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thestallionmang
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Post by thestallionmang on Feb 23, 2016 5:48:19 GMT
Off ya dick and no tanks.  |
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DecoNoir
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Post by DecoNoir on Feb 23, 2016 9:48:36 GMT
Aye, actually have to switch the thing to "Offline Mode" just to watch a Blu-Ray without it crashing. Why the f*ck is the Blu-Ray app even connected to online functionality anyway? And of course, I hope you have a quick recovery. Best of luck, mate! That is pretty silly. thanks, it wasn't anything too crazy, just in a lot of pain for the next 6 weeks or so. Lol I saw you in a battle the other day, we were on the green team. I can't remember if we won or if either of us did well, I'm sure we did though cause we're freaking awesome. Dunno if I sent you a "GG yo" message either but GG yo Ah yes! Arctic Region I believe. Was grinding my Type 58 and met an unsavory end. Still GG! |
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Kev360X
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Post by Kev360X on Feb 23, 2016 10:15:33 GMT
That's nothing, I've had to send my XB1 back because of a failed preview program update that happened amongst the XBL issues, GG Microshit. Thank god for this ancient tech that is the 360  |
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Post by R35T NO MORE on Feb 23, 2016 12:17:20 GMT
Hope you recover soon mate. Last time i had surgery it was actually on my balls. That may make you feel a bit better, or disturbed.
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UnkindGeoduck62
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Post by UnkindGeoduck62 on Feb 23, 2016 13:14:53 GMT
Hope you recover soon mate. Last time i had surgery it was actually on my balls. That may make you feel a bit better, or disturbed. Last time I had surgery it was on my balls too! Awwwwwwww we're like ball surgery twins! Or something.. eww. thats pretty messed up now that I think about it. |
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Post by R35T NO MORE on Feb 23, 2016 13:37:23 GMT
Hope you recover soon mate. Last time i had surgery it was actually on my balls. That may make you feel a bit better, or disturbed. Last time I had surgery it was on my balls too! Awwwwwwww we're like ball surgery twins! Or something.. eww. thats pretty messed up now that I think about it.  i might have that as my title, "ball surgery twin" has a nice ring to it. |
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UnkindGeoduck62
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Post by UnkindGeoduck62 on Feb 23, 2016 14:03:10 GMT
We can change the lyrics of "Ball Tongue" to Ball Twin
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UnkindGeoduck62
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Post by UnkindGeoduck62 on Feb 23, 2016 14:08:29 GMT
I'm going to the wound treatment center in a few hours to have my bandages changed and they're going to teach me how to clean it and change the dressings.
Anyway, the cool/nasty part is, they can't close the area, it has to heal from the inside out so I have this open wound on my stomach. I'm not sure what it looks like, all I know is that it goes down through the abdominal wall and it really really hurts to sit, stand, move, cough, breathe and fart. If it's big enough and sufficiently gross I'll take pics and post them.
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Snorelacks
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Post by Snorelacks on Feb 23, 2016 14:31:06 GMT
I'm going to the wound treatment center in a few hours to have my bandages changed and they're going to teach me how to clean it and change the dressings. Anyway, the cool/nasty part is, they can't close the area, it has to heal from the inside out so I have this open wound on my stomach. I'm not sure what it looks like, all I know is that it goes down through the abdominal wall and it really really hurts to sit, stand, move, cough, breathe and fart. If it's big enough and sufficiently gross I'll take pics and post them. I think you're twisted...in a good way. Your posts remind me of a guy I flew with in the Navy. He had a wild experience with a tape worm he got while we were deployed to Uganda. He was very graphic with the description of how he "rectumfied" the situation. |
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RedFire7722
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Post by RedFire7722 on Feb 23, 2016 15:21:36 GMT
Last time I had surgery it was on my balls too! Awwwwwwww we're like ball surgery twins! Or something.. eww. thats pretty messed up now that I think about it. i might have that as my title, "ball surgery twin" has a nice ring to it. I've had surgery on the ball sack myself. F'in TRIPLETS we are   |
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Post by R35T NO MORE on Feb 23, 2016 15:27:05 GMT
I need to change my title again now lol brb.
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d0ntblink97
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Post by d0ntblink97 on Feb 23, 2016 15:44:49 GMT
 >_> this thread is uh interesting
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d0ntblink97
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Post by d0ntblink97 on Feb 23, 2016 15:45:33 GMT
..... And Xbox live is down. I can't do anything so I figured I'd play some tanks and giggle a lot. But noooooooooooooooooooo This is lame. All my shit is DLC so nothing works. Shame on you Microshaft. Shame on you Meanwhile while steam   |
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RedFire7722
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Post by RedFire7722 on Feb 23, 2016 15:48:20 GMT
I'm going to the wound treatment center in a few hours to have my bandages changed and they're going to teach me how to clean it and change the dressings. Anyway, the cool/nasty part is, they can't close the area, it has to heal from the inside out so I have this open wound on my stomach. I'm not sure what it looks like, all I know is that it goes down through the abdominal wall and it really really hurts to sit, stand, move, cough, breathe and fart. If it's big enough and sufficiently gross I'll take pics and post them. I hope you are doing ok bud. Heal well and fast. I sure as hell hope laughing doesn't hurt much. My stomach hurts from reading some of the posts today. |
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UnkindGeoduck62
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Ball surgery triplet
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Post by UnkindGeoduck62 on Feb 23, 2016 16:06:33 GMT
Lol there's a lot of nuts surgery in this thread
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Post by R35T NO MORE on Feb 23, 2016 16:26:13 GMT
Lol there's a lot of nuts surgery in this thread True, plenty of us in here have had our bollocks fondled by a surgeon with a scalpel it seems. Your stomach wound sounds worse though. |
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DecoNoir
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Post by DecoNoir on Feb 23, 2016 16:48:36 GMT
I'm just gonna squirm awkwardly as I continue reading this.
Those poor, poor bollocks.
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i might have that as my title, "ball surgery twin" has a nice ring to it. 
>_> this thread is uh interesting 
