RADrage
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Post by RADrage on Feb 20, 2016 11:15:11 GMT
OK.. I thought we could have some fun here. While I'm not skilled enough to offer up a definitive how-to guide on any tank, I thought simplifying things and having a laugh would be great. *This is not in any way a guide on driving tanks, it's an observation of particular tanks for comedic value which may or may not pick on certain OP characteristics of a tank in six words or less.* So here goes... Hellcat: Rammer, net, binos.... Fuck shit up! T67: Same as Hellcat, but better.... Possibly. T-34: Russian death machine with shitty aim. T110E3: Stat padders American tank of choice. M3 Lee: Shit, but not really. FV215B 183: HOLY SHIT.. DEATHSTAR! .. Wait.. Never mind. Now let's see what others can come up with.
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Damon
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Notable Member
(>^_^(/0_0)/
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Post by Damon on Feb 20, 2016 11:20:29 GMT
KV-2 - Derp Bert - Make it rain
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RagingxMarmoset
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Potatoe at Arms
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Post by RagingxMarmoset on Feb 20, 2016 11:20:44 GMT
FV304 - Artillery? Not really. CHARGE!
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ZambieSlayer28
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Post by ZambieSlayer28 on Feb 20, 2016 11:47:44 GMT
KV-5: No need for gun, just ram
Borsig: kemp bush, break the game
M53/M55: The point and click adventure
M3 Lee: Everyones favourite tank
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Post by No.1 Scandal fan on Feb 20, 2016 12:20:45 GMT
T110E5 - Perfect for flanking T110E3's.
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Vince Cable's Exotic Spresm
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Post by Vince Cable's Exotic Spresm on Feb 20, 2016 12:31:03 GMT
M3 Lee- Piece of complete and utter shit. M3 Grant- Slightly less shit.
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Vince Cable's Exotic Spresm
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Post by Vince Cable's Exotic Spresm on Feb 20, 2016 13:45:23 GMT
Stock Centurion Mk. I- Really, really, really, really, really shit.
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Owl
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Director of Nocturnal Birds.
Grindaholic
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Post by Owl on Feb 20, 2016 15:15:29 GMT
T49 Zoom, boom, hello waffles, burning waffles.
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Aschenblume
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Best Conqueror Driver 2K16
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Post by Aschenblume on Feb 20, 2016 15:17:33 GMT
Conqueror- Get shit on pleb.
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Post by Cap'nKaitoGhost on Feb 20, 2016 16:41:53 GMT
DW2: This tank fucking sucks horse wiener.
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Post by Cap'nKaitoGhost on Feb 20, 2016 16:42:33 GMT
T95: I'll get there by tomorrow.
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Snorelacks
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Post by Snorelacks on Feb 20, 2016 19:41:19 GMT
T49- How the hell did that miss?!! T49- How the hell did that hit?!!
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rocketjjs
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Post by rocketjjs on Feb 20, 2016 20:39:44 GMT
A43. Who needs the cromwell Is3. Boom boom your dead
pzv/Iv. Purple making fun machine
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RADrage
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Post by RADrage on Mar 30, 2016 12:49:44 GMT
FV4202: looks nice, but slow as fuck.
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I AM The Scouting Authority.
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Post by I AM The Scouting Authority. on Mar 30, 2016 13:38:55 GMT
KV-85 Fully Upgraded: Can you just hit something, PLEASE!!!!
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Pit Friend
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Post by Pit Friend on Mar 30, 2016 18:23:31 GMT
Matilda: Slow motion murder machine
Pz. 1c: High speed murder machine
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I AM The Scouting Authority.
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Post by I AM The Scouting Authority. on Mar 30, 2016 22:05:40 GMT
Centurion 7/1 Fully Upgraded: Turret Crew Need Own Body Armour
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google the picture using Bing
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Make America Great Again!
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Post by google the picture using Bing on Mar 30, 2016 22:36:37 GMT
T-34-88: Might be mildly over-powered... Maybe.
Knight: It's like the Cromwell, only better!
Waffle: click...click...click...click...click...click.
T 57: click...click...click...click...lol brb.
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YureiKuma
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I'm not dead yet....
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Post by YureiKuma on Mar 31, 2016 17:57:29 GMT
E-25: Belt-fed invisible sniping LoL machine.
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RADrage
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Post by RADrage on Mar 31, 2016 19:28:51 GMT
E-25: Belt-fed invisible sniping LoL machine. I really like that one.
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