Le Tank3r
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Post by Le Tank3r on May 20, 2020 6:40:34 GMT
Snore was talking about the weather being drier than a popcorn fart and I had never heard that before. I ended up reading some Southernisms and these are a few I've heard:
Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
Fine as a frog hair split four ways.
Colder than a well digger's butt in Idaho.
I was just wondering what other funny or interesting phrases other people have heard or use.
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Post by Snorelacks on May 20, 2020 15:26:56 GMT
Snore was talking about the weather being drier than a popcorn fart and I had never heard that before. I ended up reading some Southernisms and these are a few I've heard: Butter my butt and call me a biscuit. Fine as a frog hair split four ways. Colder than a well digger's butt in Idaho. I was just wondering what other funny or interesting phrases other people have heard or use. Many of these were used an awful lot by my grandfather, but I've picked some up over the years. My son's hated them  Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra Are the Kennedys gun shy Does a wooden horse have a hickory dick? so old that he/she farts dust and pees rust Does a one legged duck swim in a circle? Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock Does a pigeon's ass pucker in a power-dive? Does a baby go ga? Does howdy doody have wooden balls? Is the Pope Catholic? Does the Pope pull out? Is a frog's ass watertight? Do sharks shit in the ocean? Does a fat dog fart? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? Does a sack of flour make a big biscuit? That's as rare as a rocking horse's shit Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock? Does Raggedy Anne have a cotton crotch? Nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs Rode hard and put away wet He/She looks like she's been pulled through the bushes backward |
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Post by CatSnipah on May 20, 2020 23:43:33 GMT
Slicker than owl shit.
And of course, my favorite that is also applicable for this thread....
Well bless her heart.
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Post by Le Tank3r on May 21, 2020 1:44:50 GMT
Snore was talking about the weather being drier than a popcorn fart and I had never heard that before. I ended up reading some Southernisms and these are a few I've heard: Butter my butt and call me a biscuit. Fine as a frog hair split four ways. Colder than a well digger's butt in Idaho. I was just wondering what other funny or interesting phrases other people have heard or use. Many of these were used an awful lot by my grandfather, but I've picked some up over the years. My son's hated them Is your family from the North? Because you all sound like hicks with all those. Lol. Some of those are funny. Usually was just annoying when I'd get silly names like side armed Sally or when my dad would use the same expression with everybody he'd meet and I don't think he's ever met a stranger. |
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Post by Le Tank3r on May 21, 2020 1:50:46 GMT
And of course, my favorite that is also applicable for this thread.... Well bless her heart. How dare you appropriate my culture, you heathen. |
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Post by Snorelacks on May 21, 2020 2:41:35 GMT
Many of these were used an awful lot by my grandfather, but I've picked some up over the years. My son's hated them Is your family from the North? Because you all sound like hicks with all those. Lol. Some of those are funny. Usually was just annoying when I'd get silly names like side armed Sally or when my dad would use the same expression with everybody he'd meet and I don't think he's ever met a stranger. LT...I was born and raised in Arizona. Both sets of grandparents were also in Tucson and both grandfathers were 1st generation Americans. Interestingly, my great grandfather was born in Arkansas somewhere on the White River. |
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Post by Dyslexsticks on May 21, 2020 9:18:14 GMT
Like a flies to shit.
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Sources: My male procreator.
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Post by "statistically insignificant" on May 21, 2020 12:58:53 GMT
"Built like a brick shithouse"
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Post by Snorelacks on May 21, 2020 13:26:26 GMT
"Built like a brick shithouse" Always reminds me of a song by the Commodores. |
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Post by "statistically insignificant" on May 21, 2020 14:22:59 GMT
"Built like a brick shithouse" Always reminds me of a song by the Commodores. Reminds me of looking in the mirror..... |
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Post by Snorelacks on May 21, 2020 15:07:02 GMT
Always reminds me of a song by the Commodores. Reminds me of looking in the mirror..... I try to avoid that myself. |
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Post by CatSnipah on May 21, 2020 16:03:12 GMT
And of course, my favorite that is also applicable for this thread.... Well bless her heart. How dare you appropriate my culture, you heathen. Your culture? Is Arkansas REALLY part of the South? Its always been considered Midwest to people i know. Now, SC on the other hand...true southern. But I guess I don't sound enough "like a hick" for you. |
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Post by El Materdor43 on May 21, 2020 17:14:07 GMT
Does a cat have a climbing gear?
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Post by Le Tank3r on May 21, 2020 19:29:46 GMT
How dare you appropriate my culture, you heathen. Your culture? Is Arkansas REALLY part of the South? Its always been considered Midwest to people i know. Now, SC on the other hand...true southern. But I guess I don't sound enough "like a hick" for you.  Yes. Didn't you tell me you're not from the South? We'll accept you, but you're never really Southern until you get some twang. Git gud.  |
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2020 21:35:16 GMT
Useless as tits on a boar hog. Is a 4 pound robin fat?
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2020 19:08:20 GMT
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Post by RagingxMarmoset on May 28, 2020 16:50:08 GMT
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Post by El Materdor43 on Feb 1, 2021 3:18:35 GMT
Madder than a one legged man at a butt kicking contest
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