I AM The Scouting Authority.
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Like a circle in a spiral, Like a wheel within a wheel
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Post by I AM The Scouting Authority. on Jun 25, 2019 1:17:46 GMT
Ive decided to start a thread of the best insults found online. They may come from Forums, Facebook posts or even just comment sections on news stories.
Feel free to join in. You dont need to include any lead up just copy and paste the comment that the insult is included in.
Anyway heres the first one:
James Brown surrender your driving licence you hoofwanking bunglecunt!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2019 3:19:04 GMT
your so boring change the record {I thought it was even funnier by being misspelled}
You did not break the ice with that joke.
The WG apologists are starting to show up to work (late I might add).
Maybe they marked their calendars with the wrong date.
When a man promises me the ride of my life I think about the time I was poopin on an airplane and suddenly there was mad turbulence and I think not likely
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test777777
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Post by test777777 on Jun 25, 2019 9:40:26 GMT
You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?
Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
If you’re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, ‘cause it’s gonna be a really long time.
Some day you’ll go far—and I really hope you stay there.
I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.
Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
You only annoy me when you’re breathing, really.
Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.
Fast bowler insult or sledge to batsman who almost nicks the ball several times.
“I can see why you are batting so badly, you’ve got some shit on the end of your bat”
At this point the batsman might flip his bat over and examine the toe of the bat to which the bowler lets them know "wrong end mate".
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CatSnipah
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Catnip Commander
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Date registered: Feb 23, 2016 13:13:03 GMT
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Post by CatSnipah on Jun 25, 2019 14:40:44 GMT
Hey ref. Check your voicemail. You missed some calls.
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Dyslexsticks
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Post by Dyslexsticks on Jun 25, 2019 16:45:08 GMT
I'm autistic and I have a better sense of social awareness than you.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2019 18:04:31 GMT
I'm autistic and I have a better sense of social awareness than you. That one did hurt a little.  |
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El Materdor43
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Perpetual Potato
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Post by El Materdor43 on Jun 28, 2019 1:40:49 GMT
Are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?
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LIBARYKEEPER483
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Dirty Warthunder noob
Welp my Xbox one external drive died on me yesterday so I pretty much lost all of my games
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Date registered: Aug 22, 2017 19:08:48 GMT
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Post by LIBARYKEEPER483 on Jul 8, 2019 0:29:43 GMT
"You know some babies are dropped on their heads.......You were clearly thrown at a wall"
"Are you inbred? or just naturally dumb?"
"I suppose drug addiction runs in your family huh?"
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