mustardscroll7
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Post by mustardscroll7 on Jun 26, 2018 17:26:07 GMT
console.worldoftanks.com/You've got a fucking Scar from the Lion King with a giraffe's neck and a rapey smile. A generic suburban girl turned rebel who disappeared into the wilderness and probably hasn't shaved and/or showered in a month. A (black) man who looks like a bear set up shop on his face (a bear whom he is now apparently wearing). An edgelord weeb who has one too many katanas in his collection. And a gender-studies professor with generic SJW dyed hair and piercings. Oh boy, oh gee, I don't know which one I wanna be
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ZER01025
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Post by ZER01025 on Jun 26, 2018 17:40:33 GMT
So they made up characters instead of tanks?
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Shhhhh
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Post by Shhhhh on Jun 26, 2018 17:44:19 GMT
If there was only a way I could get the money I spent on the game back.
I wish I knew then what I know now.
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I'm Tiny Rick James, Bitch
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Post by I'm Tiny Rick James, Bitch on Jun 26, 2018 17:50:32 GMT
That first one is Robert Englund
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imhidingshh
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Post by imhidingshh on Jun 26, 2018 18:05:15 GMT
If there was only a way I could get the money I spent on the game back. I wish I knew then what I know now. If I could only get half back that would be amazing.
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Shere Khan
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Post by Shere Khan on Jun 26, 2018 22:55:41 GMT
I don't know why, The first guy just makes me laugh, Every time. Maybe that was the intention, So you could laugh at them instead of WG? If it was, I don't think its working.
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CatSnipah
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Post by CatSnipah on Jun 27, 2018 0:55:18 GMT
So they made up characters instead of tanks? No, they did that, too.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2018 1:35:11 GMT
I'm probably going to dream about that creepy eye now. 😳
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imhidingshh
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Post by imhidingshh on Jun 27, 2018 7:31:47 GMT
So they made up characters instead of tanks? I'm actually surprised with Max's ego that he didn't make himself a commander. But then I suppose everyone would just delete him.
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I AM The Scouting Authority.
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Like a circle in a spiral, Like a wheel within a wheel
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Post by I AM The Scouting Authority. on Jun 27, 2018 10:48:21 GMT
The black guy looks like the lovechild of Blade and Yondu from GotG.
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ZER01025
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Post by ZER01025 on Jun 27, 2018 14:26:19 GMT
I did some snooping on the other forum. I can say I won't be considering renewing my xbox live just to play that anytime soon. A 5 tank tech tree just seems lame, especially when they wasted time on characters. It almost seems like they want re-invent the game. Also kinda strikes me as a Mercenaries ripoff so maybe they will get shut down by Disney or Goerge Lucas or whoever owns the rights to that game now.
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chimonakimi
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Post by chimonakimi on Jun 29, 2018 15:33:30 GMT
You forgot that Crazy Snake looks like he has a court order to stay away from school grounds.
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Atom Priest
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Post by Atom Priest on Jul 2, 2018 12:54:32 GMT
The line up is not diverse enough. too many white people. Where are the blasian trans-lesbian cripples with eye patches?
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Pit Friend
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Post by Pit Friend on Jul 3, 2018 13:46:09 GMT
The pictures are kind of try hard enough. The “mercenary names” they have are just pathetic. It sounds like they played the Metal Gear games one too many times and think that’s how militaries actually work or something. Hell, even GI Joe had better code names than these losers.
I also like the WoT Console web portal. I still has the tag “Epic online battles in history’s greatest war machines!” Directly over an animation of the made up Merc tanks.
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chimonakimi
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Post by chimonakimi on Jul 3, 2018 20:40:11 GMT
The line up is not diverse enough. too many white people. Where are the blasian trans-lesbian cripples with eye patches? Clearly you're missing the SJW studies professor, she is actually black and Asian, but on the inside!
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Atom Priest
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Post by Atom Priest on Jul 5, 2018 9:14:29 GMT
The line up is not diverse enough. too many white people. Where are the blasian trans-lesbian cripples with eye patches? Clearly you're missing the SJW studies professor, she is actually black and Asian, but on the inside! Ahhh trans-biracial? She is stunning and brave for sure.
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chimonakimi
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Post by chimonakimi on Jul 5, 2018 10:36:04 GMT
Clearly you're missing the SJW studies professor, she is actually black and Asian, but on the inside! Ahhh trans-biracial? She is stunning and brave for sure. She's a brave person, she really is, I believe she deserves some combat awards that are reserved for soldiers, because she is just that brave and strong
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Atom Priest
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Post by Atom Priest on Jul 5, 2018 11:03:07 GMT
Ahhh trans-biracial? She is stunning and brave for sure. She's a brave person, she really is, I believe she deserves some combat awards that are reserved for soldiers, because she is just that brave and strong She's just like a D-day soldier fighting against the nazis. Mean tweets hurt worse than being cut down by an MG42.
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chimonakimi
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Post by chimonakimi on Jul 5, 2018 14:53:27 GMT
She's a brave person, she really is, I believe she deserves some combat awards that are reserved for soldiers, because she is just that brave and strong She's just like a D-day soldier fighting against the nazis. Mean tweets hurt worse than being cut down by an MG42. Excuse fucking you? Don't compare that princess to those misogynistic pigs, dying just so they can continue to oppress these minorities
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Atom Priest
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Post by Atom Priest on Jul 5, 2018 16:56:15 GMT
She's just like a D-day soldier fighting against the nazis. Mean tweets hurt worse than being cut down by an MG42. Excuse fucking you? Don't compare that princess to those misogynistic pigs, dying just so they can continue to oppress these minorities ikr? Those poor marginalised Germans. Battlefield shows that most of them were black women and that's a historically accurate game, so it must be true.
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