Niles Y93
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Post by Niles Y93 on Aug 8, 2016 22:44:19 GMT
This is a thread about the most hilarious things that we hear or say in chat or party chat.
It stems from a game where I was running with Knight of Annwn on Lakeville-Standard in our Black Princes. He stopped once to shoot at a tank and was subsequently shot at. So we start moving again when he sees another tank and stops to shot at it. The following conversation happened:
Me: "Keep moving."
Knight: "Don't use that condescending tone."
Me: "Hey, I'm practicing to be a Brit, okay?"
Knight: (angrily) "Don't give me that."
So what's the most hilarious things you hear or say on chat/party chat? Don't be afraid to update!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2016 23:11:40 GMT
Lately when I play one of my tech tree premium tanks I will start the match with some combination of this over voice chat...
So does anyone know how to play? My mom just bought me this tank with her credit card and it's my first match. This is just like CoD right? Should I sit in the back and snipe? Shouldn't we all charge the valley on Lakeville? We all charge the cap circle right? How do I zoom in? How do I activate the cola and fuel?
I think you can imagine how well this goes over.
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Skankhunt42
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Sir Longrod Von Hugendong
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Post by Skankhunt42 on Aug 9, 2016 5:59:27 GMT
Lately when I play one of my tech tree premium tanks I will start the match with some combination of this over voice chat... So does anyone know how to play? My mom just bought me this tank with her credit card and it's my first match. This is just like CoD right? Should I sit in the back and snipe? Shouldn't we all charge the valley on Lakeville? We all charge the cap circle right? How do I zoom in? How do I activate the cola and fuel? I think you can imagine how well this goes over. Wow yeah, I'm gonna be doing that in some of my high tier premiums 😂 |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2016 14:54:09 GMT
Lately when I play one of my tech tree premium tanks I will start the match with some combination of this over voice chat... So does anyone know how to play? My mom just bought me this tank with her credit card and it's my first match. This is just like CoD right? Should I sit in the back and snipe? Shouldn't we all charge the valley on Lakeville? We all charge the cap circle right? How do I zoom in? How do I activate the cola and fuel? I think you can imagine how well this goes over. Wow yeah, I'm gonna be doing that in some of my high tier premiums 😂 Do it. It's especially fun when some halfwit starts trying to tell you how to play the game (completely wrong). It's also fun when you just kick ass and end up at the top of the board. At that point I'll start talking about how easy the game is and how well I did in my first match. Good fun. |
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"statistically insignificant"
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I am ThaYankeesWin
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Console: Xbox
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Clan tag: BNKR
Date registered: Feb 27, 2016 16:30:10 GMT
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Post by "statistically insignificant" on Aug 9, 2016 19:00:54 GMT
A clan mate and I carried on with some old man for a whole match on how the only way to get the Motherland was to pay gold for it. I asked how he got such a cool tank and he went on to let me know how to buy gold and where to find it. I even went as far to come right out and ask if there was any other way, like earning it, to get it? "Nope, have to get it with gold," he said. When my platoon mate, who was in his Motherland, says he got his by earning it with xp..dude didn't have much to say after that.
I actually ran into a few more who had no idea you could earn the tank. Really opened my eyes to our fellow players in this game.
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Skankhunt42
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Sir Longrod Von Hugendong
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Date registered: Feb 13, 2016 22:37:26 GMT
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Post by Skankhunt42 on Aug 10, 2016 1:23:42 GMT
Wow yeah, I'm gonna be doing that in some of my high tier premiums 😂 Do it. It's especially fun when some halfwit starts trying to tell you how to play the game (completely wrong). It's also fun when you just kick ass and end up at the top of the board. At that point I'll start talking about how easy the game is and how well I did in my first match. Good fun. I'll take out my gold star T23 for this I think. Anyone who actually knows what that is will know I'm a trolling OG, and the majority who don't will be extremely confused lol |
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silverfishx
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Hiding on the Redline, then capping.
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Date registered: Jun 9, 2016 13:00:02 GMT
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Post by silverfishx on Aug 10, 2016 6:06:51 GMT
My current favorite is an old one: somebody drops a teste and actually speaks to the team, saying, "I need help over here!"
I explain that, wherever each of us is, is "here", and that the speaker is "there". Then I ask, "where the hell are you?" even if I've already figured it out. Occasionally, I get, "over here" and I just laugh.
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Twiztid Bowels
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Scumbag Arty Player
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Console: Xbox one
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Date registered: Feb 23, 2016 19:20:57 GMT
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Post by Twiztid Bowels on Aug 19, 2016 12:07:20 GMT
I laugh so often & hard I end up muting myself. Some of the conversations are just great. Just the chatter during battle as who's doing what & this guys over here type thing is cool to hear. I unplugged the mic for a minute for my brother to hear awhile back & he thought it was pretty cool as well. A lot of times I mute myself since I have such severe potty mouth & tend to get loud & ramble on. Then I forget I'm muted & I'm talking & answering questions until I hear, "hey Twiztid you still there?" LOL |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2016 18:18:30 GMT
I laugh so often & hard I end up muting myself. Some of the conversations are just great. Just the chatter during battle as who's doing what & this guys over here type thing is cool to hear. I unplugged the mic for a minute for my brother to hear awhile back & he thought it was pretty cool as well. A lot of times I mute myself since I have such severe potty mouth & tend to get loud & ramble on. Then I forget I'm muted & I'm talking & answering questions until I hear, "hey Twiztid you still there?" LOL We just thought you were giving our scrub asses the silent treatment.  Listening to Jester discuss "tongue punching" his wife's "fartbox" is always amusing ...    |
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SonataArctiica
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I'm fluent in bouncing shots
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Date registered: Feb 14, 2016 18:43:32 GMT
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Post by SonataArctiica on Aug 23, 2016 16:47:54 GMT
I have been subjected to a brazilian yelling random crap into the mic and a really redneck dude saying "when trump get's elected, he'll deport you back to mexico", despite him LIVING IN BRAZIL. He then made hilarious accents about literally every thing that happened in the battle, describing a push to the enemy cap in an Indian accent
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