The Dick, and why you should love it.
Mar 16, 2016 19:05:44 GMT
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Post by maged on Mar 16, 2016 19:05:44 GMT
What is wrong with you fucking people? I'm talking about the Dicker Max. Get your minds out of the gutter. God you people should be ashamed of yourselves! Get a damn grip! 
Price: 3,200 gold
Armor: Paper mache, gun mantlet can give you some comedy relief though
Gun Depression: -15(lol)
Gun Arc: 16 degrees(sit back long range so this ain't a issue)
View range: 400(lol I see you)
Gun: 105mm's of fun and no its not a fucking derp gun
The Dick god do I love the Dick and all it has to offer. Admittedly the Dick is not so grand when compared to other Premium German TD's like the Jagdtiger 88 or the E-25. When compared to those two TD's the Dick obviously comes up short.
So why did I go out and waste gold on the Dick? While I wanted a premium tank so that I could train German crews, however I did not have gold to waste on the Jagdtiger 88 or the E-25...so I craved the Dick instead. Its basically a budget crew trainer with no premium matchmaking. Its armor does suck however the Gun and view range do make up for this. Its a TD so its suppose to sit back anyways. No huge loss there considering the tier you will be playing at.
The keys to playing with the Dick are obvious and simple. 1.Kemp bush. 2. snipe. If the Dick goes unnoticed it can then do whatever it wants with its 105mm gun and rape all it sees within its 400m view range. Camping and sniping in the back also makes its soft armor a non issue. I mean seriously bread can be harder than the Dick so stay back and pitch a tent with it.
I would also point out the -15 gun depression should be used mostly as a way to take positions on hills and bumps in the terrain to surprise people...for god's sake don't use the Dick to play as an American/British medium tank. You should always use -15 gun depression to surprise people as a last resort. If you try to do too much aggressive play with the Dick you will get slapped and then you'll be very red and sore.
In terms of mobility the Dick gets it done. While its not the fastest on the battlefield its not certainly slow neither. Its just about right. So moving and relocating is not a chore like it can be for other TD's. Nothing wrong with taking advantage of this and setting up in ambush.
No go out and buy the Dick. You'll love it and enjoy it like I have...for god's sake there you fucking go again! I've been talking about the Dicker Max. Some of fucks are just plain sick.
EDIT: lol I couldn't help myself
Price: 3,200 gold
Armor: Paper mache, gun mantlet can give you some comedy relief though
Gun Depression: -15(lol)
Gun Arc: 16 degrees(sit back long range so this ain't a issue)
View range: 400(lol I see you)
Gun: 105mm's of fun and no its not a fucking derp gun
The Dick god do I love the Dick and all it has to offer. Admittedly the Dick is not so grand when compared to other Premium German TD's like the Jagdtiger 88 or the E-25. When compared to those two TD's the Dick obviously comes up short.
So why did I go out and waste gold on the Dick? While I wanted a premium tank so that I could train German crews, however I did not have gold to waste on the Jagdtiger 88 or the E-25...so I craved the Dick instead. Its basically a budget crew trainer with no premium matchmaking. Its armor does suck however the Gun and view range do make up for this. Its a TD so its suppose to sit back anyways. No huge loss there considering the tier you will be playing at.
The keys to playing with the Dick are obvious and simple. 1.Kemp bush. 2. snipe. If the Dick goes unnoticed it can then do whatever it wants with its 105mm gun and rape all it sees within its 400m view range. Camping and sniping in the back also makes its soft armor a non issue. I mean seriously bread can be harder than the Dick so stay back and pitch a tent with it.
I would also point out the -15 gun depression should be used mostly as a way to take positions on hills and bumps in the terrain to surprise people...for god's sake don't use the Dick to play as an American/British medium tank. You should always use -15 gun depression to surprise people as a last resort. If you try to do too much aggressive play with the Dick you will get slapped and then you'll be very red and sore.
In terms of mobility the Dick gets it done. While its not the fastest on the battlefield its not certainly slow neither. Its just about right. So moving and relocating is not a chore like it can be for other TD's. Nothing wrong with taking advantage of this and setting up in ambush.
No go out and buy the Dick. You'll love it and enjoy it like I have...for god's sake there you fucking go again! I've been talking about the Dicker Max. Some of fucks are just plain sick.
EDIT: lol I couldn't help myself
