Rules of WoT

Rule #2: Check the map at least every 10 seconds.

#5 - Green tanks are the most dangerous on the battlefield.

I was wondering who would get the shout out to Jim Croce. +1 to you!!

"No pooftas!"

Don't YOLO or brawl in your lights -- keep moving, spot, and get side/tracking shots.

Never go to the town on Hidden Village.

Never try to push the 1-2 line on Mali.

NO CAPES!

Rule #6 - Bring your own lube (expect if you're use to getting ass raped)
Rule #7 - if use to the brutality of rule 6 and lube no longer is needed wear diapers this is to protect your furniture

#8: If you died, it is almost always your own fault, not your team's (getting clicked on notwithstanding)
#9: DON'T START TO CAP JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE REACHED THE CAP CIRCLE.

I joined Bunker to learn: Lesson Summary worth Repeating.

Niles Y93  via mobile, 17 July 2016

For those that are new to World of Tanks (which a lot of you aren't) there are rules that apply to most, if not all, situations in the game. This thread is to let the veterans tell you what those are.

Rule #1: Never rely on your teammates unless they are platooned with you. (Niles Y93)

1.5: Never AFK. (Skankhunt42)

Rule #2: Check the map at least every 10 seconds. (Princess Dainty Foal)

Rule #3: Never go off thinking you can defend a flank all alone. (Snorelacks)

Rule #4: Never tug on Superman's cape!!! (Snorelacks)

4.1: "You don't spit in the wind. You don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Slim/Jim."  (Niles Y93, 2nd by Snorelacks, and heard at Moe's)

Rule #5: Green tanks are the most dangerous on the battlefield. (RagingxMarmoset)

Rule #6 & 7 - Bring your own lube and wear diapers to protect your furniture (edited for clarity)(GLMGDA)

Rule #8: If you died, it is almost always your own fault, not your team's (getting clicked on notwithstanding) (CaptKaitoGhost)

Rule #9: DON'T START TO CAP JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE REACHED THE CAP CIRCLE. (CaptKaitoGhost)

Rule #10: Tanks can't fly. Even if its fast when going over that pump, what goes up must come down (unless its a jageroo shell which keeps rising). (THEpotatoskreb)

Rule #11: Rest is a skreb. This should have been number 1 of course, but RNG dumped it here, cos of balance (THEpotatoskreb)

Rule #12: Learn the vocabulary, you don't get purple potatoes but us green can be mean, to click is to be a dick  (THEpotatoskreb)

Supplementals to Consider:

If you like winning arty safe is a myth; Women dont like it when you turn them down for porn (vvmrgoodcatvv)

"No pooftas!" (Pit Friend)

Don't YOLO or brawl in your lights -- keep moving, spot, and get side/tracking shots. (Deleted Member)

Never go to town on Hidden Village or push 1-2 line on Mali. (Deleted Member)

NO CAPES! (Reason why member deleted)

Thanks Mates!

The only team is the yellow team.