Niles Y93
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Post by Niles Y93 on Jul 17, 2016 8:47:46 GMT
For those that are new to World of Tanks (which a lot of you aren't) there are rules that apply to most, if not all, situations in the game. This thread is to let the veterans tell you what those are.
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Niles Y93
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Post by Niles Y93 on Jul 17, 2016 8:48:32 GMT
Rule #1: Never rely on your teammates unless they are platooned with you.
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Post by R35T NO MORE on Jul 17, 2016 12:10:02 GMT
Rule #2: Check the map at least every 10 seconds.
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Snorelacks
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Post by Snorelacks on Jul 17, 2016 16:05:40 GMT
#3- Never go off thinking you can defend a flank all alone. #4- Never tug on Superman's cape!!!
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RagingxMarmoset
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Post by RagingxMarmoset on Jul 17, 2016 18:13:51 GMT
#5 - Green tanks are the most dangerous on the battlefield.
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Niles Y93
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Post by Niles Y93 on Jul 17, 2016 18:37:56 GMT
#3- Never go off thinking you can defend a flank all alone. #4- Never tug on Superman's cape!!! "You don't spit in the wind. You don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Slim/Jim."
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Snorelacks
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Post by Snorelacks on Jul 17, 2016 21:14:05 GMT
#3- Never go off thinking you can defend a flank all alone. #4- Never tug on Superman's cape!!! "You don't spit in the wind. You don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Slim/Jim." I was wondering who would get the shout out to Jim Croce. +1 to you!!
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vvmrgoodcatvv
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Post by vvmrgoodcatvv on Jul 17, 2016 22:13:29 GMT
If you like winning arty safe is a myth Women dont like it when you turn them down for porn
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Pit Friend
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Post by Pit Friend on Jul 19, 2016 1:13:03 GMT
"No pooftas!"
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Skankhunt42
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Post by Skankhunt42 on Jul 19, 2016 1:54:30 GMT
Rule #1.5: Never AFK
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2016 14:24:58 GMT
Don't YOLO or brawl in your lights -- keep moving, spot, and get side/tracking shots.
Never go to the town on Hidden Village.
Never try to push the 1-2 line on Mali.
NO CAPES!
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vvmrgoodcatvv
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Post by vvmrgoodcatvv on Jul 19, 2016 21:23:42 GMT
Don't YOLO or brawl in your lights -- keep moving, spot, and get side/tracking shots. Never go to the town on Hidden Village. Never try to push the 1-2 line on Mali. NO CAPES! "NO CAPES" poor Batman
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PaxExeuntibus
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Post by PaxExeuntibus on Jul 21, 2016 17:06:12 GMT
Rule #6 - Bring your own lube (expect if you're use to getting ass raped) Rule #7 - if use to the brutality of rule 6 and lube no longer is needed wear diapers this is to protect your furniture
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Niles Y93
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Post by Niles Y93 on Aug 16, 2016 23:41:29 GMT
"You don't spit in the wind. You don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Slim/Jim." I was wondering who would get the shout out to Jim Croce. +1 to you!! True story. I was eating at Moe's today and this song came over the radio. Made me think of this.
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Post by Cap'nKaitoGhost on Aug 18, 2016 1:41:16 GMT
#8: If you died, it is almost always your own fault, not your team's (getting clicked on notwithstanding) #9: DON'T START TO CAP JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE REACHED THE CAP CIRCLE.
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THEpotatoskreb
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Post by THEpotatoskreb on Aug 18, 2016 6:05:33 GMT
#10: Tanks can't fly. Even if its fast when going over that pump, what goes up must come down (unless its a jageroo shell which keeps rising). #11: Rest is a skreb. This should have been number 1 of course, but RNG dumped it here, cos of balance #12: Learn the vocabulary, you don't get purple potatoes but us green can be mean, to click is to be a dick
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HanaHardTime
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Post by HanaHardTime on Oct 29, 2017 17:10:48 GMT
I joined Bunker to learn: Lesson Summary worth Repeating. Niles Y93 via mobile, 17 July 2016 For those that are new to World of Tanks (which a lot of you aren't) there are rules that apply to most, if not all, situations in the game. This thread is to let the veterans tell you what those are. Rule #1: Never rely on your teammates unless they are platooned with you. (Niles Y93) 1.5: Never AFK. (Skankhunt42) Rule #2: Check the map at least every 10 seconds. (Princess Dainty Foal) Rule #3: Never go off thinking you can defend a flank all alone. (Snorelacks) Rule #4: Never tug on Superman's cape!!! (Snorelacks) 4.1: "You don't spit in the wind. You don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Slim/Jim." (Niles Y93, 2nd by Snorelacks, and heard at Moe's) Rule #5: Green tanks are the most dangerous on the battlefield. (RagingxMarmoset) Rule #6 & 7 - Bring your own lube and wear diapers to protect your furniture (edited for clarity)(GLMGDA) Rule #8: If you died, it is almost always your own fault, not your team's (getting clicked on notwithstanding) (CaptKaitoGhost) Rule #9: DON'T START TO CAP JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE REACHED THE CAP CIRCLE. (CaptKaitoGhost) Rule #10: Tanks can't fly. Even if its fast when going over that pump, what goes up must come down (unless its a jageroo shell which keeps rising). (THEpotatoskreb) Rule #11: Rest is a skreb. This should have been number 1 of course, but RNG dumped it here, cos of balance (THEpotatoskreb) Rule #12: Learn the vocabulary, you don't get purple potatoes but us green can be mean, to click is to be a dick (THEpotatoskreb) Supplementals to Consider: If you like winning arty safe is a myth; Women dont like it when you turn them down for porn (vvmrgoodcatvv) "No pooftas!" (Pit Friend) Don't YOLO or brawl in your lights -- keep moving, spot, and get side/tracking shots. (Deleted Member) Never go to town on Hidden Village or push 1-2 line on Mali. (Deleted Member) NO CAPES! (Reason why member deleted) Thanks Mates!
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chimonakimi
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Post by chimonakimi on Oct 29, 2017 19:56:37 GMT
When fighting a tank in front of you and a light behind you, always turn around to the light and get killed by the tank that was in front and then blame your team for it
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imhidingshh
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Post by imhidingshh on Oct 29, 2017 20:01:24 GMT
The only team is the yellow team.
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Ron James Dio
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Post by Ron James Dio on Oct 30, 2017 7:19:31 GMT
Rule #15: Top tier heavies should always defend the base. ALWAYS. If there is no base, drive to the nearest deep water and drown yourself.
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