War Thunder

Well low tiers like around BR 3.0 are getting raped pretty hard by Cromwells at the moment in ground forces.

Yeah looks pretty cool. I hope it get's some hilarious AP rounds to murder tanks with

Yeah! The Falcon has a pretty great RoF hthugh doesn't it? Unlike the ZSU-57-2.

Oh yes. Ohooo yes. I want.

What can I say? The new Yak's even better than the old Yak. (Even more if I didn't have some wanker in a P-39 who thought it would be appropriate to help himself to that Ki-45 I had already set on fire, burst the oil tank of, and blown a wing off).

Right, the players in this game are completely retarded. I swear, I shall explain what happened.

I'm in my Yak-1B. I take off. I fly straight and level, and begin to climb. Now, all the while, some person in another Yak has been following me. He's at a distance of about 0.1 km the whole time. As I'm climbing through 7000 feet, he starts to pull some rather frisky and quite frankly dangerous manoeuvres. Now, bear in mind I am flying straight, climbing steadily. I'm not turning at all. Flying straight. This chap in the Yak behind me then dives down a short while, for a few feet, and then climbs back up towards me. As he does so, he then flies past my tail, and is on a higher altitude than I am. He then slowly dives down on me, gently smacking his wing into my tail. My elevators are completely severed, leaving me with no pitch control. The force of the impact put me into a shallow dive, which I attempt to pull out of. I drop the flaps, which pulls the nose up a bit, but at that speed they quickly get ripped off. At this point I am flying straight, but as the flaps come off, I dive down again. I drop the gear and attempt to land it in the flat field I'm going towards, but the gear are torn off too. By now I'm too low to jump and the aeroplane smashes into the ground and explodes. As all this is happening, the COMPLETELY USELESS FUCKING BASTARD who rammed me has come off completely unscathed, and is happily going "lol!" in the chat, and pulling victory rolls all over the place. What followed was a stream of furious profanity from me, to which he replied in broken and almost unreadable English, "was an error!" and "lol!". He then tried to ask me why I was calling him a "useless bastard", and when I told him he rammed me and killed me he apparently had no recollection at all of the crash. I brought him round to remembering it, to which just said "lol! was an error" and then left the game. Needless to say this PATHETIC, WITLESS, STUPID, GORMLESS, INCOMPETENT AND IDIOTIC TWAT was reported and blacklisted. What a prick.

Oh god, that brings another bad incident to mind. (I don't think I've posted this before). I'm in my Wellington sat at the end of the runway, and another Wellington takes off and flies past me. As he does, his gunners open up at me. Several rounds passed very close, but I don't think any hit me. Anyway, I took this as an attack, and as he climbed away, I opened up with my nose gunner. Now, I fired three rounds. THREE. Which caused his starboard engine to explode and his Wellington burnt out and hit a tree. I felt terribly ashamed but he seemed to be able to laugh it off.

I was just sat there, dumbfounded, and then thought "for fuck sake, do these fucking things only work when you don't need them to?".

The italian aircraft actually shoot spaghetti. Those guns are terrible and have been for a long time. Although I enjoyed using them a lot back in the day.