BNKR merch and t shirts and love pillows

Body pillows are pricey. Normal cushions are not to bad.

We need a bunker branded dildo named the absolution.

Why tho? And explain to me why straight guys seem to be so obsessed with them? I don't get it. 

Good question.
I like to think it's a mix of:

Gadgets are cool, be they power tools, tech or pleasure.
Penises are just funny. And so is anything like them.
Distraction. It helps distract themselves and others from their own insecurity.

Uhm.
That's about it from me 😁
There could be a whole aspect of sexuality and exploration to it too.

So far I've just been working with [BNKR]and then the gamer tag underneath, but would "The Bunker" be better?

Not everyone who uses this forum is part of the BNKR clan. Maybe we could have a BNKR clan design and a general Bunker shirt?

I know everyone probably won't like this, but I had an idea of a shirt I'd like to have. I'm watching 'Girls Last Tour' and I thought putting those characters on a shirt would be cool. Maybe something like that on the back. Maybe 'The Bunker' above it and maybe some small symbol on a shoulder or the front upper chest. I'd wear that. 

For me.
I won't purchase unknown clothing online for a multitude of reasons but mostly, I have a ridiculous number of garments, a quarter of which never gets worn and online, I never know what i'm going to get until I get it and the quality and fitting varies so considerably
It might be a bit different if I was going to be hanging out in a group at something like Tankfest and had a purpose but with 4 mouths to feed apart from mine and so far away from these events, that's very unlikely for me. OK OK stop cheering and rejoicing! I said unlikely, not impossible!

It's not that T-shirts are a bad idea. Especially for club meetups.

There's lots of other options too

I've worked with corporate technology for about 20 years and there's always tradeshows and events.

I've had more promotional t-shirts, key rings, USB sticks, radios, stress balls, stickers, a leather cricket ball,, RC vehicles, mouse mats, mice, laptop sleeves, Power Banks, USB powered desk fan, Coffee mugs, pens, flasks, Stubby holders etc than I can count. Some of this stuff is pretty cool, a lot is cheap garbage while others becomes surprisingly practical.

In regard to appropriate graphic and logo. I do like the branding on the forum contained in the banner. As far as a catch phrase goes, it probably comes down to what the Bunker Forum represents.

I don't know where the name of Bunker came from.

The official forums is full of sycophants and inconsistent moderation. In contrast, The Bunker is a little more real and far less politically correct.

I'd like to think the way we work here is we are more down to earth and the bunker provides a safe and respectful environment for keeping things real. Whether there's a slogan in there somewhere, I don't know, I'm not that creative.

I don't know if I should be scared because of the appearances of such thing, but I had a nice dream last night where while shopping I saw bunker branded catnip toys out the corner of my eye.

Could be a get out of jail free card in ban appeals with rai.

The dildos were obviously a joke.

I'd use the banner pic, but I don't know what permissions there are for its use, I don't want to step on anyone's toes.