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Post by Three Snowshoes on Mar 3, 2016 6:09:12 GMT
Playing on Widepuke Standard in my E-25. North spawn. Set myself up to shoot between the gaps beneath the bridge. Two customers. Both IS2's that are platooned together. Rape the dogshit out of both of them for their full compliment of hit points. The following exchange ensues:  |
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Post by RedFire7722 on Mar 3, 2016 6:15:06 GMT
 y IS2 driver lol
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Post by rocketjjs on Mar 3, 2016 6:45:37 GMT
I met this lovely person this morning on EU. Apparently he didn't like all the attention Bert gave his AT-15... How dare you shoot at him. We are supposed to just drive our tanks around sightseeing and chatting with friends lol |
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Post by RagingxMarmoset on Mar 3, 2016 14:52:17 GMT
Apparently I have "cheater codes". I ammo racked an Obj. 140 for about 1600 hit points. He was side-on to my T30 from about 80 meters away, stationary, trying to kill our artillery. I fed his turret a 155mm AP shell and he went boom.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2016 18:10:03 GMT
Keep em coming folks. This stuff is comedy gold. Especially that IS-2 driver...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2016 19:15:17 GMT
Should let them know they're being talked about over here. "Hey, we're posting your message in the bunker for laughs."
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Post by JesterUSMC on Mar 3, 2016 19:40:10 GMT
Playing on Widepuke Standard in my E-25. North spawn. Set myself up to shoot between the gaps beneath the bridge. Two customers. Both IS2's that are platooned together. Rape the dogshit out of both of them for their full compliment of hit points. The following exchange ensues: I was in this game, platooned with Snow. It was hilarious. The reds didn't seem to care that our E-25's were picking them apart. I had a Tiger II sit broadside to me from across the town and just ate up every round I fired till he died. |
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Post by RagingxMarmoset on Mar 3, 2016 19:42:09 GMT
Also, what's a meroney?
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Twiztid Bowels
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Post by Twiztid Bowels on Mar 3, 2016 19:51:35 GMT
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Post by bluescrewdriver on Mar 3, 2016 21:31:15 GMT
I also started one of these threads yesterday so some folks have posted there...I got, "sell that tank and buy some balls" from someone named headcrackindad couple nights ago iv had the same msg and im 99% sure it was from same person. well at least hes consistant i guess. |
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Post by Three Snowshoes on Mar 3, 2016 22:44:44 GMT
Maybe it's just me...but what's really "douchey" is referring to shooting someone with arty as "clicking" on them. You're already being a canoe by using arty, you don't have to go the extra mile and go out of your way to openly admit just how big a canoe you're being be declaring your lack of skill. lol
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2016 1:42:03 GMT
Maybe it's just me...but what's really "douchey" is referring to shooting someone with arty as "clicking" on them. You're already being a canoe by using arty, you don't have to go the extra mile and go out of your way to openly admit just how big a canoe you're being be declaring your lack of skill. lol I feel like that was directed at me for some reason... |
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Post by Three Snowshoes on Mar 4, 2016 4:51:44 GMT
Maybe it's just me...but what's really "douchey" is referring to shooting someone with arty as "clicking" on them. You're already being a canoe by using arty, you don't have to go the extra mile and go out of your way to openly admit just how big a canoe you're being be declaring your lack of skill. lol I feel like that was directed at me for some reason... Not you in particular. This phrase has been picking up steam. You're far from the only person who's used it. The very nature of it makes it sound the same as using "the skill canon." It just comes across as saying "yes, all I have to do is park as far away from danger as possible, and tap a button when my cursor is over your tank to score an insane amount of damage." And while it's true, it just perpetuates the hate most have for its inclusion in the game. People are free to say whatever they want...as long as they understand others are bound to interpret those saying stuff like this as being a dick or a complete toolbag. lol |
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Post by Twiztid Bowels on Mar 4, 2016 20:05:30 GMT
Probably directed at me too. I don't intend to be a total douche or a dick when responding to received pm's, I am jestful for sure, but it's just a word to describe the sound it makes when I pull the trigger, on any tank. Maybe there's a better word for it Three Snowshoes, like klerplunk or kluplunk, or maybe something like that? IDK. I'll use one of those for now on, just to be different. Doesn't really matter, it will be interpreted however the reader chooses, most likely with negativity. In my close to 4000 arty battles I have never claimed it takes skill, mine only require common sense & some luck. But then again, common sense is a skill to be acquired for many people.  |
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Post by Three Snowshoes on Mar 5, 2016 9:09:49 GMT
Not even sure what I did to earn this gem. Went back over the course of several games, and couldn't even find one where this guy was in the same game...on green or red. I can't interpret the second message. I do not speak Jackfuckruskie.  |
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Post by Aschenblume on Mar 5, 2016 13:27:07 GMT
Got called premo scum for loading APCR into a hulldown Jagdtiger.
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Post by robot99 on Mar 5, 2016 18:52:09 GMT
I had to send one today.... to a bloody idiot of a heavy who got in the way of my kill shot on the last red alive, gets himself killed, then the carcass of his dead tank pinned me to a rock so I died, too.  |
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Post by Pit Friend on Mar 5, 2016 19:00:01 GMT
Not even sure what I did to earn this gem. Went back over the course of several games, and couldn't even find one where this guy was in the same game...on green or red. I can't interpret the second message. I do not speak Jackfuckruskie. Hey! I recognize that assclown! He waddled his Waffledragon onto the goat path on Lakeville a couple days ago so I shot him repeatedly in the turret with HE from my Foch. Before the game was over I got the same witty email you got. I replied asking if he was butthurt much and told him a video of his brilliant gameplay would be posted to YouTube shortly. Didn't get the Russian gibberish after, maybe he was embarrassed. Now I really wish I had made a video of him being a useless potato. |
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Post by TheRoofis0nFire on Mar 7, 2016 18:23:28 GMT
 Me: E75, 7 Kills, with him being one victim in some T8 or T9 TD ... In his mind: Research and playing all Tanks = Skill Well, then ...  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2016 11:54:22 GMT
Picked up these gems from the tierIX German heavy that "protected" my 53/55 all match.  |
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y IS2 driver lol
